stupid robert

A ninety-year-old man visits his physician for his yearly examination. After fifteen minutes, the physician asks,

โ€œYour physical health is good, but how is your mental health? How is your connection with God?

The old man replies, Me and God are tight. We are in a real connection. He even corrected my vision for me. The light comes on whenever I go to the bathroom, and it goes off when Iโ€™m done. The doctor astonished, calls his wife and says, Madam, your husbandโ€™s physical health is good, but Iโ€™m surprised with his connection to God. Is it true that when he goes to the toilet to urinate, the light turns on, and when he exits, the light turns off?

The wife says, Stupid Robert! Heโ€™s been peeing in the fridge again!

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